INSTRUCTIONS
1. Place your left hand out above your friends right hand, palm down.
2. Place your Right hand out below your friends left hand, palm up.
3. When you begin singing the song, make your hands come together (your right hand touching your friends left hand, your left hand touching your friends right hand)
4. Then reverse-Place your right hand out above your friends left hand, palm down, and place your left hand out below your friends right hand, palm up.
5. Repeat step 3. and continue to repeat steps 1-4 until song ends.
Off of "Hot Chick"
Boys are Cheats and liars,
Their such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything to get to second
baseball, baseball, he thinks hes gonna score
if you let him go all the way-then you are a
horticultures study flowers, geoligists study rocks
all a boy really wants from you, is a place to put his
Cockroaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs
theres nothing more they appreciate than a giant pair of
jugglers, and acrobats a dancing bear name chuck,
all boys really want to do is--Forget it-No such luck!
SONGS
Miss Sue:
Miss Sue. Miss Sue. (after sue--clap twice--then resume instructions above)
Miss sue from alabama, her real name is susanna.
Sittin in her rocker, eating betty crocker,
watchin the clock go,
tick tock, tick tock shabanna rock,
tick tock, tick tock shabanna rock. (move hands back and forth on tick and tock--like a clock--then resume instructions above)
A, B, C, D, E, F , G, wash those spiders off of me.
Mushka Mushka, i love my mommy,
Mushka Mushka, I know Karate,
Mushka Mushka, FREEZE! (then freeze-whoever stays frozen longest, wins)
Miss Susay(sue-zee):
Miss susay had a wagon,
the wagon had a bell,
miss susay went to heaven
the wagon went to hello opperator
give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me,
ill kick you from behind
the fridgerator there lies a piece of glass,
miss susay sat upon it and
broke her little ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up
the flies are in the city,
the bees are in the hive,
miss susay and her boyfriend are kissing in the
darker than the ocean,
darker than the sea,
darker than the under wear my mother puts on me
miss susay had a baby,
she named him tiny tim,
she put him in the bath tub to see if he could swim,
he drank up all the water,
he ate up all the soap,
he tried to eat the bath tub,
but it wouldnt fit down his throat,
miss susay called the doctor,
the doctor called the nurse,
the nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.
In walked the doctor,
in walked the nurse,
in walked the lady with the alligator purse.
Measles said the doctor,
chicken pox said the nurse,
PIZZA said the lady with the alligator purse.
Out walked the doctor, out walked the nurse,
out walked the ladies alligator purse!
Chinese Resturant:
I went to a chinese resturant
to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread,
they asked me what my name was
and this is what i said, said, said,
my name is....
L.I. L.I, Chickili (chick-ill-eye) Chickili, Pom Pom, Beauty,
Black Tie, Whiskey, Elvis presley, Boys are sexy, sittin in a hot tub drinkin diet pepsi, My name is...Chinese, Japanese, Indian Chief!
Charlie Brown:
I went down town to meet charlie brown
he gave me a nickle so i bought me a pickel
the pickle was sour so i bought me a flower
the flower was dead so this is what is said:
The train goes down down baby
down by the roller coaster
sweet sweet baby, ill never let you go
Shimmy (shi-mee) Shimmy, coco puffs
Shimmy Shimmy wow
Shimmy shimmy coco puffs
shimmy shimmy wow
I met a girlfriend, a boyfriend
She said a trisket (triss-ket)
a bisquit (biss-ket)
Ice cream soda pop, cherry on the top
ooh shalese (shuh-leese) walking down the street
10 times a week,
I edit, I said it, I stole my momma credit,
Im cool, Im hot, Im everything your not,
SO GET OVER IT!
Mexico:
I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more
theres a big fat policeman at the door door door
he'll grab me by the collar, make me pay a dollar
I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more
PEACE!
Texas Cactis
California Oranges, Texas Cactis (cack-tuss),
We think our (moms/brothers/etc.) need a little practice
Put um in a highchair
feed um with a spoon
Wrap um up in toilet paper
Kick um to the moon
